Mistletoe- DavexJohnxKarkat

Mistletoe- DavexJohnxKarkat

John had been watching over the party happily and was excited that everyone seemed to be having a good time. "i'm going to get some more chips you guys!" He shouted over the music and stepped out of the room from the only exit/entrance available- the one that hung the mistletoe. Many lucky and unlucky people had found themselves under it that night and the party still had a long way to go. John grinned sheepishly at the idea he and Dave came up with and quickly absconded to go get the chips.

"hey Karkat noes our chance." Dave said as he stepped near the door and Karkat stood opposite of him, both invisible to anyone coming into the room.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING AFTER THIS PINK FACED MORON?" Karkat asked as Dave merely gave a laugh then put a finger to his lips. "YEAH YEAH WHATEVER FUCKASS."

"come on man this shit is going to be hilarious. all the girls will be totally jealous cause there are three manly men smooching it up under the mistletoe." Dave said with a straight face until he quickly closed his mouth as he heard footsteps coming. Just as they arrived close enough Dave and Karkat appeared form their spots and stood under the mistletoe with an extremely surprised John in the middle.

"oh uhh..hey guys. I was just gonna go give everyone some more chips. heh." John blushed and quickly looked for an escape but he knew he was no match for the two knights.

"no escape bro, you're stuck in this with us now. no bailing out on us at the alter man. i don't wanna be one of those girls who gets ditched by her husband on their wedding day and i bet grumpy ass here doesn't either." Dave said as Karkat merely rolled his eyes at the long explanation.

"LOOK LET'S JUST GET THIS FUCKING THING OVER WITH." The two Knights leaned in for a kiss and each planted their lips on one of johns cheeks as the teen in the middle blushed and dropped the bag of chips. Behind him two hands gave a high five as Dave and Karkat winked at each other before finally pulling away.

"well, were we your knights in shining armour egbert?" The boy in the middle stayed silent for a minute before speaking.

"guys im not a homosexual...."